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My natural curiosity took over one day so I decided to ask uncle Google how much breasts weigh. What I stumbled upon was, and I quote: "A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds."
Wait a sec, 23 pounds=10 kg. How come then that chicks walk with those midgets around like it was nothing? I can barely carry my full 15 liter fuel canister for 200 meters without stopping every 50m for a break.
So I decided to conduct an experiment - I strapped 2 5kg dumbbells with a string together and tied them tightly to my chest and tried walking around the house a bit.
Result? Ladies, um, how the f**k do you live with these? Gentlemen, imagine having to carry two small bowling balls on your chest for your whole life without the possibility of removing them (let's leave plastic surgery out of this for argument's sake).
I'd honestly go nuts.
Ladies, you have my respect.
Peace.
Wait a sec, 23 pounds=10 kg. How come then that chicks walk with those midgets around like it was nothing? I can barely carry my full 15 liter fuel canister for 200 meters without stopping every 50m for a break.
So I decided to conduct an experiment - I strapped 2 5kg dumbbells with a string together and tied them tightly to my chest and tried walking around the house a bit.
Result? Ladies, um, how the f**k do you live with these? Gentlemen, imagine having to carry two small bowling balls on your chest for your whole life without the possibility of removing them (let's leave plastic surgery out of this for argument's sake).
I'd honestly go nuts.
Ladies, you have my respect.
Peace.
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That's exactly why I don't want huge breast and love the fact that mine are small.
Not to mention that big breast seem to attract way more creeps.
Not to mention that big breast seem to attract way more creeps.