Tofik the disturbed

This is a true story, I shit you not.

In my house there are 5 cats, where Tofik is the second youngest. I love this guy mainly because of his really intense stare. Today I've learned that this little sucker apparently undestands human language. I was talking with my aunt about the supposed 2012 polar shift and it's possible consequences, and the world going back a couple centuries. Now my dear auntie had this here cat on her lap. At some point of the conversation, I noticed that she's starting to cling to the the cat. I asked her why is she doing that, she replied: "Pudding and cookies" Me: "Well why do you think we're keeping those? Iron rations!" Now at this exact moment the cat turned over and looked at me like he was thinking "Over my dead body, pal." Instant ROFL...